durkin62:

watchoutboy:

OH MY GOD WHY, WHY DO YOU DO THIS ON A SITE WITH 13 YEAR OLDS WHO WILL ACTUALLY TRY THIS, STOP

Natural selection.

(via loveally14)

#omfg  

thorki:

I JUST SAW A GUY AT WALMART AND HE LOOKED LIKE MORGAN FREEMAN AND HE CAUGHT ME LOOKING AT HIM AND HE POINTED AT ME AND SAID “IM NOT MORGAN FREEMAN”

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does anything ever get answered on imdb or does no one have perfect enough grammar?

This Snake Juice is basically rat poison. Everybody’s wasted.

(via normamabates)

cinyma:

Pretty in Pink (1986)

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thesylverlining:

babebraham:

today at the bookstore i asked the lady working if she had any lgbtq books that i could check out and her eyes magnified in what i mistook as horror and i thought i had offended her and then she said “i have a bag of lesbian fiction in the basement i’ve been waiting for someone to finally ask” and she all but burst down the stairs to get them for me

bless

"I have a bag of lesbian fiction in the basement" is my new go-to pickup line

(via jenfangirls)

minecraftparody:

"i need a game with relatable, likable characters"

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"i need a game that lets me live out my wildest fantasies"

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"i need a happy, positive game that’s fun too"

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"i need a game-"

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